The Cafe at Hinrichsen’s Farm That Somehow Everyone Found and Loves.

There's a café at Hinrichsen's Farm and Distillery, and nobody can find a sign anywhere. The place stays packed anyway. Marret Hinrichsen runs it with giant burgers, scratch-made chili, and desserts that stop you cold. The Trummer Torte: light angel food cake layered with whipped cream, fresh berries, baked meringue topping, and almond slivers. Every meal here is far better than it needed to be. Tourists come expecting distillery food and leave having experienced something else entirely.

There is a café at the Hinrichsen’s Farm and Distillery, and I haven’t been able to find a sign anywhere, but it’s full of people.

I ate there and I see why, but I’m not sure yet how.

Marret Hinrichsen runs it, and the food is fantastic. I watched giant burgers and chopped beef sandwiches come out of the kitchen, and I had a bowl of her chili, which was VERY much like the chili I make back in Texas, so, of course, I loved it.

I explained the giant cultural divide in Texas about chili. You’re either a No Beans In My Chili or a Beans In My Chili kinda person.

It’s a bit like the concept that nobody is ambivalent about Vegemite. You either love it or you hate it. Nobody is on the fence; they either like it or it’s OK, but maybe not right this minute.

The café grew out of necessity.

Tourists started coming to the farm years ago just to see a working family farm on Fohr Island. More tourists came, then more, and more, and they were hungry, so Marret started serving cake. It was a hit, so why not expand into a café?

All the beef and pork served comes from the farm and is organically raised. Then it grew into a store with their own brands of jams and condiments, and then a freezer full of their own meats and sausages.

You could live very well, just living on what is being served in the café.

I know I have so far.

And then there is the Trummer Torte.

Hold the fort, kids.

Marret brought this out to put in the case, and it looked like a big tray of heaven.

I didn’t even know what it was, but asked rather enthusiastically for a piece.

She happily obliged with a huge slice.

Damn.

A light, angel food-like white cake layered with whipped cream, fresh berries, a baked meringue topping, and almond slivers.

It was light, full of flavors, and undeniably delicious.

Everything I had at the café was superlative, from the hot meals to the desserts. All delicious, and the place was full from opening to closing.

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